A couple made an arrangement in which the person who passed on first would return and describe to the other of the the great hereafter. Their greatest worry is that there was not a afterlife.
After having a long life, the husband was the first pass on. After a while, and faithful to his word, he made contact with his wife.
“Alice…Alice……” “Is that you, George?”
“Indeed, I have come back like we agreed.” “What’s it like?”
“Well, I wake up early in the day, I have sex. I have breakfast, right off to the golf course, I have sex. I bathe in the sunshine, after which I have sex twice. I have lunch, another romp around the golf course, then sex pretty much all afternoon. After dinner, golf course once again. Then have sex until late in the evening. The next day it starts up all over again.”
“Oh, George, you certainly must be in Heaven.”
“Not exactly … I’m a rabbit on a golf course in Arizona”