Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

“Piece of cake! A long drive and a putt.” said the cocky golfer as he teed his ball and looked down the fairway towards the green. With a mighty swing he topped the ball and managed only a couple of yards in front of the tee box. His caddy slowly handed him a club and […]

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If You Can’t Say Anything Nice …

The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with a couple of good friends when the club pro approached them and offered to join them. It seemed like a perfect opportunity for a free lesson and some good golf tips. But instead of being helpful, the pro was openly […]

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Green Grain on the Green

During the middle of the round the player was studying the green very carefully. This next putt was crucial. First, he got down real low, like spiderman Camillo Villegas, to check out the turf between the ball and  the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way. Next, checking the wind […]

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Yea, But How Many Strokes Do I Get?

A young golfer was just starting out on tour. During his first tournament round, which was  going rather well,  he spotted a beautiful woman watching his every move. He thinks to himself, “If I play my cards right, I might be able to take her back to my room.” At the end of the round […]

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It’s All in The Stance #2

“I don’t know about the new pro.” said Andrew. “He may be a little strange.” “Why do you say that?” inquired Marty. “A little while ago, he tried to correct my stance again.” “So what?” said Marty. “He’s just trying to help your golf game.” “Yeah, I know.” replied Andrew. “But I was standing at […]

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It’s All in The Stance

A lady is out on the links one sunny day when she suddenly screams and dashes back to the clubhouse. She confronts the resident pro and tells him, “I’ve just been stung by a bee!” “Where were you stung?” asks the pro. “Between the first and second holes,” she replies. “Well, it’s no wonder,” answers […]

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Golf is a Dangerous Sport

Jamus O’Conner is playing a nice round of golf when he suddenly takes a hard struck golf ball right in the crotch. Writhing in agony, he drops to the turf. As soon as he can manage, he gathers himself up and hobbles to see Dr. O’Malley. “How bad is it Doc?” asks Jamus. “I’m  getting […]

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Confusion on the Golf Course

A man went to a strange town to be a guest speaker at a business meeting. When he arrived at the hotel, he realized he had several hours before he was to give the speech. He went down to the concierge and got directions to the nearest golf course. While playing on the front nine, […]

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