Golf Funnies


The Irish Halfwit

A man owned a small golf course in Ireland.  The Irish Internal Revenue determined he was not paying proper wages to his staff and sent an investigator out to interview him. “I need a list of your employees and how much you pay them!,” demanded the investigator. “Well,” replied the farmer, “there’s my greens keeper […]

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Great Golf Shots

Two Northwest golfers reach a very foggy par three. It’s the last hole of a tightly contested match, with a lot of money at stake. They can just see the top of the flag-but not anything of the green. ‘Not to worry’, said their caddies. ‘We will watch what happens when the balls land.’ So, […]

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Whiskey Goes With Golf, Right?

A couple of quickies for you today: One day, after his weekly game of golf, Ralph bought a flask of fine whiskey from the club, put it in his pocket and while walking home, stumbled and fell. After getting up and brushing himself off, he felt something wet running down his pants. He looked up […]

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How Big is a Golf Ball?

A man walks into the bar in a golf club with a monkey on his shoulders. He takes a seat at the bar, lets the monkey go and orders a drink. The monkey is running wild through the bar, swinging from the lights, jumping on the tables and showing off. The monkey then jumps up […]

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Choose Wisely

Angus and an Englishman had just had a game of golf and were at the nineteenth hole when the waitress approached. ‘May I get you something?’ she asked. ‘Aye, a whiskey; Angus replied. She poured him a drink then asked the Englishman if he’d like one. ‘Never!’ he said sternly. ‘I’d rather be raped and […]

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Getaway Golf Clubs

A pro left his valuable golf clubs in the back seat of his convertible car with the top down, parked in a suburban shopping center. Concerned about them, he left a note reading, ‘These prize clubs belong to a fitness fanatic who is an ex-SAS soldier, a heavyweight boxer and expert in karate, who will […]

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Incomplete Golf Instruction

A retiree was given a set of golf clubs by his co-workers. Thinking he’d try the game, he asked the local pro for lessons, explaining that he knew nothing whatever of the game. The pro showed him the stance and swing, then said, ‘Just hit the ball toward the flag on the first green.’ The […]

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Golf is Serious

Bob, the devoted golfer, got married to Sue; however the relationship soon had problems as he was playing golf five days a week. They eventually discussed it and Sue asked Bob if he could teach her how to play golf. That way, proposed Sue, they both could enjoy golf and enhance their marriage. Bob argued […]

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Golf Practice

An eight-year-old boy and his six year-old brother were playing golf with their friends and practicing both their game and their swearing. The older boy suggested after the game that it was time they introduce their parents to their new talent. He told his little brother, ‘When we go back to the clubhouse I’ll say […]

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