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Front Row at The Masters

A guy named Bob receives a free ticket to the Masters from his company. Unfortunately, when Bob arrives at the course, he realizes that he hasn’t got a seat, and that he will have to stand all day. About halfway through the day, Bob notices an empty seat in the gallery that surrounds the eighteenth […]

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That Won’t Help Your Handicap

A notorious golfer who always lied about his score had such a bad round he went home and when his wife said, ‘How’d your round go today, dear?’ lost his head and beat the poor Woman to death. A little later, overcome with guilt, he rang the police and said, ‘I’ve just killed my wife.’ […]

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Famous Last Words

Father O’Grady was saying his goodbyes to the parishioners after his Sunday morning service as he always does, when Mary Clancy came up to him in tears. She was a golf Widow whose husband spent every spare minute on the golf course. ‘What’s bothering you so, dear?’ inquired Father O’Grady. ‘Oh, father, I’ve got terrible […]

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Cheap Golf Trip

Five young Scotsmen and five young Englishmen happen to be traveling via train to have a golf weekend. The Scots had their golf clubs and golf bags, but only one ticket between them. Just before the conductor came through, all the Scots and their golf equipment piled into the toilet stall at the back of […]

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Which End is Up?

A Golfer, on a visit to the old sod, had been slicing off the tee on every hole. He asks his Irish caddy if he has noticed any obvious reasons  for his poor tee shots, to which the caddy replies: “Aye, there’s a piece of shyt on the end of your driver. ” The Golfer […]

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It’s Not My Fault

A husband reluctantly agreed to play in the couples’ alternate shot golf tournament at his club. He teed off on the first hole, a par four, and blistered a drive 300 yards down the middle of the fairway. Upon reaching the ball, the husband said to his wife, “Just hit it toward the green, anywhere […]

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Power Golf Terms for the Macho Golfer

Flame Broiled: A burner right up the middle, a shot so hot it increases the temperature of the fairway in front of you! Blazing a Trail: Powerful penetration into a dense forest of out of bounds jungle foliage, so deep that it takes a full safari expedition to find your ball. Long and Wrong: A […]

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Don’t I Know You?

After a round of golf, Scott stumbles into the clubhouse’s 19th hole for a cold one. He approaches the only other customer there and says, “Hi, my name is Scott. Could I buy you a drink?” “Why of course,” came the reply. “And my name is Andrew.” During the ensuing conversation the question arose as […]

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