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Power Golf Terms for the Macho Golfer

Flame Broiled: A burner right up the middle, a shot so hot it increases the temperature of the fairway in front of you! Blazing a Trail: Powerful penetration into a dense forest of out of bounds jungle foliage, so deep that it takes a full safari expedition to find your ball. Long and Wrong: A […]

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Don’t I Know You?

After a round of golf, Scott stumbles into the clubhouse’s 19th hole for a cold one. He approaches the only other customer there and says, “Hi, my name is Scott. Could I buy you a drink?” “Why of course,” came the reply. “And my name is Andrew.” During the ensuing conversation the question arose as […]

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But it Looks Cool When I Do It

An amateur golfer was talking to his golf pro. “How do you get so much backspin on your golf ball?” he asked. The golf pro says, “Before I answer that question, let me ask you one first. How far do you hit your seven iron?” “About 130 yards, I guess”, replies the amateur. Pro: “Then […]

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Drive for Show, Putt for Dough

“Piece of cake! A long drive and a putt.” said the cocky golfer as he teed his ball and looked down the fairway towards the green. With a mighty swing he topped the ball and managed only a couple of yards in front of the tee box. His caddy slowly handed him a club and […]

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If You Can’t Say Anything Nice …

The Justice of the Peace in a small town was about to tee off with a couple of good friends when the club pro approached them and offered to join them. It seemed like a perfect opportunity for a free lesson and some good golf tips. But instead of being helpful, the pro was openly […]

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Green Grain on the Green

During the middle of the round the player was studying the green very carefully. This next putt was crucial. First, he got down real low, like spiderman Camillo Villegas, to check out the turf between the ball and  the hole. Then he flicked several pieces of grass out of the way. Next, checking the wind […]

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Yea, But How Many Strokes Do I Get?

A young golfer was just starting out on tour. During his first tournament round, which was  going rather well,  he spotted a beautiful woman watching his every move. He thinks to himself, “If I play my cards right, I might be able to take her back to my room.” At the end of the round […]

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It’s All in The Stance #2

“I don’t know about the new pro.” said Andrew. “He may be a little strange.” “Why do you say that?” inquired Marty. “A little while ago, he tried to correct my stance again.” “So what?” said Marty. “He’s just trying to help your golf game.” “Yeah, I know.” replied Andrew. “But I was standing at […]

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